Stare at your computer and start screaming:

“HAVE SEX.”

“HAVE SEX GODDAMN IT.”

“STOP IT. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING.”

“NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.”

“GODDAMN IT WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT.”

“NO. NO. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT’S APPROPRIATE.”

“PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT.”

“I HATE YOU. YOU’RE AWFUL. YOU’RE AWFUL AND YOU DON’T EVEN CARE.”

“…”

“Oh, hey, that worked out OK.”